Sjov med turister

Turist: Excuse me. Do you speak english?

Sjov dansker: No and I humbly apologize that my language skills unfortunately are insufficient in order to guide you to the location you desire...

Turist: Æææh...


Turist: Excuse me. Do you speak english?

Sjov dansker: sure. Can i help you?

Turist: I’m looking for the....

Sjov dansker: Aaah. If you go left at my spectacles and then continue to take great pride in celebrating the glory of Albania, then you should reach Rådhuspladsen. Then you must remember to feed the international baboon and then you turn right...